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Men Are From Mars, Bloggers Are From Scotland : 5ubliminal's TellinYa

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How come bloggers are scottish?

I will be talking here about bloggers involved in advertising, money making, seo and sem. The rest … please do not feel offended!

First of all let's understand the meaning of Bloggers are Scottish. The scots are renowned for: bravery (see BraveHeart), for manly dresses (check photo) and for cheapness (as in really tight pockets). And cheapness is where I wanted to get.

I'm not a royal-blood blogger!

I'm rather new to blogging and I'm not a blogger myself. This is a content site and does not act, look and feel like a regular blog. Maybe a bit but it's my own custom job. This is a content site because I post mostly tutorials and some articles on different subjects. And I do not nofollow, I completely maks links with robots.txt. I nuke them!

And I do pay from time to time. For example I bought Aaron Wall's Seo Book even if I had it cracked because I wanted the latest version and because what the older one I had taught me was worth the money. It was my way of giving back! ( not to forget the free updates he offers ;) )
Why are bloggers Cheap Scots?

In my short experience with bloggers, especially those oriented to making a buck online, I found out they are cheap in two ways: They won't pay for services & informations and they won't give you any link juice and they won't click ads!

Why won't they pay for services and informations?

I will give you some simple examples: read what Tadeusz Szewczyk, a disappointed blogger with a nice blog has to say. He complains he doesn't sell virtually anything from his site with decent traffic.

And sadly, it is true. Bloggers are freebies who only dream of making big online. They hope people will buy what they advertise and become their subaffiliates and, eventually, make them money! But money bloggers miss a point. Their entire audience usually consists of the same kind of individuals. Other involved in the industry who visit their sites just to see what's new and what free advice they can get.

This is the problem bloggers who try to sell something have. Would you buy your own 'sheet'? If you wouldn't why would you expect others to? If you never buy anything from any other blogger why would you expect others to buy from you? If you do contribute, you're one of the good guyz, otherwise you're a freebie!

I just discovered another proof of Bloggers always willing to get but almost never to give!

Bloggers never click obvious ads!

I disabled AdSense from the site two days ago but yesterday had a 1k visitors StumbleUpon stampede. I enabled AdSense, as an experiment, during that time and I never got one click which is statistically impossible. From 1000 visits no clicks is amazing.

Diggers do the same and you soon realize that, even if they are interested in the ad, they will not click it! I'll tell you why:

So you don't make more than they do! If they don't earn you should not either … this is a concept as old as the world!
Bloggers hold the link juice bottle closed tight!

Nofollow, nofollow, nofollow and … nofollow. Except few bloggers such as: Lucia's, Hamlet's, Tad's and few others, most nofollow or if they do … the won't link to you!. And worst is most never mention the newbies as Manish Pandey carefully observes in his post.

They just keep their links between a group of friends exactly like Diggers' Backrub regardless of the quality of others' content. When Google pushed nofollow the changed the face of the internet forever.

Bloggers! Support your worthy younger siblings!

Lack of links, lack of readers and lack of income make many new bloggers quit. And, maybe, what they had to say needed to be heard even by the Guruz!

Support blogger siblings who show promise and consider that a long term investment. Maybe, in the near future, you'll learn from them!
Flame me now …

… of forever hold you peace!

As un update:

I ask any Scottish / UK: How does it feel to be labeled by some jokes? Your newspapers wrongfully label us at least weekly about my kind (Eastern Europeans) and they never do it in a positive way and with no real fundament! It socks, doesn't it?

And a joke:
Representatives of several nations meet in a restaurant. They all ask for a glass of wine but each glass has a fly in it.
  • The Swedish asks for new wine in the same glass.
  • The British asks for new wine in new glass.
  • The Finnish removes the fly and drinks the wine.
  • The Russian drinks the wine with the fly.
  • The Chinese eats the fly and leaves the wine.
  • The Jew catches the fly and sells it to The Chinese.
  • The Gipsy drinks three querters and asks for a new one.
  • The Norvegian catches the fly and goes fishing.
  • The Irish slices the fly into little pieces and sends it to The English.
  • The American sues the restaurant for 50mil dollars, moral damage.
  • The Scottish grabs the fly by the neck and says: Right now, spit everything you drank!

and

A Scottish comes home late at night, hanving a Whiskey bottle in his pants' poket. Due to darkness he stumbles on the stairs, feels something wet on his leg and says: I hope it's blood!

And just to show you that labels exist for others too read this!

10 Comments Posted By Readers :

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#1 Sebastian from Germany web
Posted on Friday, 19 October, 2007
When you condomize links to Tad, Lucia or Hamlet, who will link to you? You've a good point with regard to the freeloader mentality of bloggers though.
#2 5ubliminal web
Posted on Friday, 19 October, 2007
I don't want you to link to me;) unless you do it without expecting anything in return and because you found some outstanding material.
But do link to the rest of the newbies who struggle and soon give up!

Regards.
#3 Tim Nash from Great Britain web
Posted on Saturday, 20 October, 2007
Your joke doesn't make sense ;) Scots are British, Jews can be of any nationality as can gipsies.

Though I think your analogy is adapt for all the wrong reasons;

Scots are renowned as hard working thrifty individuals, bloggers of course are mainly hardworking people who give back through their blogs if you provide good content they show their appreciation through linking and talking about it.

The fact that no one clicks your ads and that your worried about it says far more about you then it does bloggers.
#4 5ubliminal web
Posted on Saturday, 20 October, 2007
It is not my joke. It's folklore. Scots are also renowned for being 'attentive with their money and belongings' so I made an analogy between these two trying to come up with an interesting title.
I knew some may take it as offensive but I also imagined that you knew you were labeled like this in many countries!

I didn't post this as an offense but I tried to associate a 'branded' label with some online practices.
Still, Scots are labeled like this and such a label is really tough to remove.

I post a link at the end. Do read it and tell me what you think!
#5 Leo from Great Britain web
Posted on Monday, 22 October, 2007
I do actually click on a adsense link on purpose each time I read a article I like. Its just my way of giving back :).

Its strange though. 1000 visits and no ad click. With that amount of traffic, I was getting around 30 clicks on my site. Though I have now removed adsense too since I don't feel it makes good use of advertising space.
#6 5ubliminal web
Posted on Monday, 22 October, 2007
Most avoid AdSense/ads on pourpose.
Even if they are interested in the ad they would no click.

The reason is simple: if they are dirt poor so should you be!;)
#7 lucia from United States web
Posted on Monday, 22 October, 2007
Dang! You no-followed me! (Pretty funny though.) :)
#8 5ubliminal web
Posted on Monday, 22 October, 2007
I completely follow all the links now;)
Still, the nofollow was an evolution as before everything was completely locked down.
#9 Pinyo from United States web
Posted on Monday, 22 October, 2007
Interesting post, although I disagree with almost everything you said -- may be I am just different? (Note: I was an SEO blogger at one time).

1. Yes, I like free stuff, but I don't hesitate to spend money to make more money either. As long as I find what I spend money on worthwhile, I will do it. It's all about ROI.

2. I don't click ads, not because of envy. It's all about supply and demand. If I go crazy clicking on every ad that I am curious about on other sites, then advertiser will either (1) spend all their money and there will be less ads or (2) ads will be cheaper because there are more clicks.

3. As far as link juice, I can see why SEO/SEM bloggers could be tight with this. Right now I am a PF blogger and a lot of us are DoFollow, we link to each other like crazy, and personally, I link to a handful of my readers' blogs and site weekly. I guess it's just different mentality -- so I can agree with you on this one.
#10 5ubliminal web
Posted on Tuesday, 23 October, 2007
You're not different. You're how one should be! About ads … not good to click all but it's also not good to avoid them like plague.
I'm glad to see people that are willing to pay for know-how. I know I did my share of paying for what I know.
And any link will support someone, do follow is always appreciated.

Thanks for some enouraging feedback,
Regards.
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