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Why Being Nice To Me Has To Be FREE! : 5ubliminal's TellinYa

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I'll start with some personal thoughts and then I'll actually tell you something interesting.
I've lived to see this … I can go now …

Few days ago an article on N-Grams made it on Sphinn and I noticed the first referer. I clicked to see who Sphinn-ed me and what he said. And I noticed Gab from SEOROI saying the following: (Oh GOD I can't reproduce here so I'll draw it:)

5ubliminal Blackhat Expert …

At that moment two things crossed my mind. 1st one was:

I've lived to be called a blackhat expert … my mission here is over!

2nd one is a bit darker. I do think 99.9% of the people out there would be flattered by such a description but I'm somehow paranoid and I was always right (Bear with me …). After I noticed that comment I said to myself:

You will be asked to pay for this in this life or the next.

With questions swarming in my mind I went to the blog to see if I got any new comments and moderate them. And, there was one comment standing in line. It was the paycheck I was waiting for:

PayCheck for 'expert blackhat' …

This paycheck is affordable … one link, but I hate the fact that I'm always right: I knew this paycheck was on its way the moment I noticed the nice comment on Sphinn.

Why Gab was somehow wrong…

So I'd like to translate this. Gab noticed some potential in the post. He assumed it will be linked by people so decided to Sphinn it. He also thought it would be cool to stroke my ego and this way he'll get his link on a decent page.

This is a good reasoning and will work in 99% of the cases except this one. The thing Gab did not pay attention to is that links from comments are nofollow-ed and blocked in robots.txt. I actually did this to make sure people aren't nice to me just for linklove but because they do have something to say and I'm always ready to listen.

So why am I bashing Gab?

Actually I'm not but I'm giving some free advice. If you need a link from me just ask and the chances to get it are rather high if your site's cool. But if you think you will convince me to link to you by doing something nice for me first and then 5ubliminally forcing me to reciprocate you are so wrong. I live for mindgamez - read this please INTP: 1, 2.

The truth is once you try to play me you create a wall and my attitude becomes completely inflexible. I love to help people who ask or don't ask for my help … just don't squeeze me with the door.

PS: Gab … I would have given you the link here in this post but I really don't like redirects and it's somehow offtopic :)

And Gab was wrong about one more thing when trying to squeeze a link out of me. Please read the next post on link-building!

5 Comments Posted By Readers :

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#1 Gab from Canada web
Posted on Wednesday, 30 January, 2008
Hahahaha lol ... typical of 5ubliminal. I'm really not cynical like you, and the truth of the matter is that if I weren't seriously interested in the post and building a relationship with you, I wouldn't have commented. You can believe that or not (I somehow doubt you will, given your cynicism), but it's the truth.

You've been helping my buddy XMCP, and he told me you're very knowledgeable (hence the blackhat expert reference; if X says you know your stuff, and he himself is pretty smart, then I'll accept that you know it, not to mention the N-Grams stuff was pretty advanced). As I believe in learning from everyone, and in helping others learn, I thought that I'd start reading your blog and learn from you. Which I have. And which is why I sphunn the N-Grams post, which was original and SphinnWorthy, imho (the title is probably what sunk it at Sphinn).

As to a payload ... uh, yeah, you're being paranoid. You and anyone else is welcome to comment at my blog, though the links are nofollowed as I've yet to decide what dofollow plugin to use. In any case, serious commenters get linked to, because, like I said at the start, that's part of building a relationship.

Anyways, when I compliment someone, it's sincere. I do it whenever I see something worth a compliment, even though most people are stingier with the kind words. Loosen up lol. Remember how you were paranoid here too, even though you were proven wrong about me shilling for Rich Schefren? http://sphinn.com/story/18915 (ooh, ooh, watch out, that's a payload too! :P)

So yeah, criticize me all you want - I've got a thick skin and will be back to read more so long as you're teaching new things.
#2 5ubliminal web
Posted on Wednesday, 30 January, 2008
I might have been right … I might have been wrong … but if waited with the linkbuilding message just a bit … it would have been a much more inspired choice ;)
PS: I've added you on MSN Messenger. Shady gave you out.
#3 Gab from Canada web
Posted on Wednesday, 30 January, 2008
I can see how the timing might have been sketch. That said, my recollection is that I commented first, then Sphunn. Besides, if you didn't want comments, you could just turn them off.

As to MSN, I'm glad he did. Look forward to chatting some more bud.
#4 joe from United States web
Posted on Tuesday, 05 February, 2008
Funny post. I think among the marketers this kind of mutual backscratching is considered sort of a social contract. It is tres, tres black hat of you to reject this social norm.
#5 5ubliminal web
Posted on Tuesday, 05 February, 2008
Black hat is what I do :)
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