This is how I picture Yahoo! and Microsoft right now.
There are 4 Emoticoncerts in the post. Enjoy them!
I just received the spam of the century. It got past my junk filter and read it by mistake as Outlook pops it up for you. And I have seen pure penile poetry.
I lived to see this. Finally a search engine figured out life's most well-kept secret. Rumours said that Live Search employed advanced algorythms in content understanding but now I have proof of this fact.
This is by far the sickest sheet I have ever seen.
I learned a new term quite recently: laughing fit. To understand its meaning well watch the movies.
It's time for some entertainment! Check out this movie I found on YouTube and put that big smile back on your face.
Who was the washed-up singer with lamer than life performance at VMAs? It's a clone of Britney Spears!!! Or is it the real deal?
Do not do this! Never! No way! Stop it like your life depends on it. It'll ruin your love-life! Omg…
Well accidents do happen in gymnastics ad a lot of them are here for you to see. If you have heart problems don't look.
A photograph certified as real proofs that ghosts do exist and they have been paying attention to us as we did to them. Given their advanced techonology ghosts made faster progress.
A ghost movie worth seeing with a dose of skepticism. N-Joy!

A referee that virtually sabotaged one team during the entire match got a player to crack and choke him on the field!
Check out two see cute yet somehow freaky videos with cats and dogs!
I've read a comment/review for The Cave (2006) horror movie and I nearly fell of my chair laughing. You have to read this!
Nicolas Sarkozy has attended the press conference at the G8 summit in Germany. Watch the amazing footage of the President of France acting and being undoubtly drunk.
To all those in denial the footage speaks for itself.
I still can not believe the most powerful man on the Planet has been relieved of his wrist-watch during his visit in Albany, in a very Easter-Europen specific way.
So my version of the truth is that ,trying to right all the wrongs he has done lately, he donated the watch to the poor and needing.
What a fine gesture from a great man!!!